'Church Humor' Category
You Are Not Reading A “Real” Blog
September 5th, 2007 · Posted in Church Humor, Humor · 0 CommentsPaul, my web guru, has just e-mailed me the disturbing bit of news.
It seems that the Pope has taken his previous statement about Protestants not being “real” Christians a step further by saying that Protestant blogs are not “real” blogs.
You can read the news here.
My question is this — [...]
The Top 10 (Well, OK, 11) Religious Episodes Of THe Simpsons
July 30th, 2007 · Posted in Christianity, Church Humor, Current Affairs, Humor, Movies, Religion · 0 Comments The Simpsons has been a TV phenomenon for 18 seasons — and came to “the silver screen” a few days ago.
Belief Net has identified their top 10 (plus 1) religious episodes. I am listing them with links to the write ups Belief Net
1. Homer the Heretic
2. Like [...]
Learn To Listen
July 22nd, 2007 · Posted in Church Humor · 2 CommentsWill we ever learn to listen — I mean really listen — to each other — or will we always be like the guy in the above cartoon?
I thank Monastic Mumblings for this one!
Not My Way Of Teaching About Baptism
July 7th, 2007 · Posted in Church Humor · 0 CommentsA young man who is in the army and will be going to serve in Iraq soon is planning to meet with the Session of Hopewell tomorrow morning, then join the Church and be baptized during worship tomorrow.
I met with him one night last week to talk to him about what baptism means. [...]
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I am the pastor of Hopewell Presbyterian Church in Florence, SC. I have been a Presbyterian Church (USA) pastor for over 20 years. I'm married, with no children - but 3 dogs! I enjoy meeting people, reading, blogging, watching sports, and fishing -- among other things.
The opinions you'll find here are mine alone. They do not necessarily express the views of my church, my Presbytery, my denomination, my family, my friends, or anyone else. The attempted humor you'll find here is definitely mine.
Bill Hayes
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