Now That’s Funny!
February 17th, 2007 · Posted in Humor · 0 CommentsOK — it’s Saturday night, I’ve finished studying my sermon for tomorrow — Sally’s out of town — so what do I do? Of course! I surf the web awhile — and in doing so find this story posted at The Thirsty Theologian.
I think it’s pretty funny!
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. “What are you going to do with the money?†asked the policeman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get a driver’s license,†he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,†yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.â€
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.â€
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, “Are we over the border yet?â€
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