More On The Trinity
July 2nd, 2006 · Posted in Christianity, Church Humor, Current Affairs, Humor, Theology ·Here’s some more humor — maybe sarcasm — about The Trinity Paper debate in the Presbyterian Church that I found on the web today. It was written by Kathleen Parker.
“Verily, I say unto you - Whatever.
“No, wait, how about this: “Yo, Christ Buddy!”
“Wait, wait: I believe in God the (blank) Almighty, maker of Heaven and Earth, and in Jesus Christ his only offspring, our sorta-Lord, who was conceived by artificial insemination, suffered under Pontius Pilate, etc., etc.
“Sorry to offend, I’m just practicing my new Presbyterian catechism. The preceding was the modernized, gender-neutral version of the Apostles’ Creed as it may read some day soon.
“Before you call me blasphemous, take it up with the Presbyterian Church (USA), home to the “sometimes whatevers,” previously known as the “eternal verities.”…”
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