Rev Bill

Several news items have come across my screen this morning that are of note.

The first is that the NCAA Basketball Final Four — which will be played out this weekend — is a Satanic Conspiracy. According to the April 1 issue of Sojo Mail from Sojourner’s Magazine, Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins have written a new book — Left Behind: The Final Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse in which they spell out the Satanic plot behind the Final Four:

# like unto a leopard” - that’s the LSU Tigers
# “feet of a bear” - the UCLA Bruins
# “the dragon” - Florida Gators
# “power…great authority” - look no further than the university of founding father George Mason and his Patriots!
# And if you’re thinking that I skipped over the lion part, that’s also LSU. Tigers, lions - same thing. Not all of Revelation should be taken literally. Just most of the time.

Maybe it’s a good thing the Duke Blue Devils didn’t make it!

Read all about this book — and other great April 1 news (like U2s lead guitarist The Edge starting The Deuce Campain (to compete with Bono and The One Campain)– click here.

Also — if you are reading this on April 1 — you might want to think about logging off the internet for the day. According to Rob, there is going to be a massive clean up of the internet today that may cause great problems. Read all about that here.

Now — with all that being said — I have only one more thing to say — but Rob said it best here.

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