FRIDAY FRIVOLITY: THE UN AND THE CANDY FACTORY
January 27th, 2006 · Posted in Humor · 1 CommentThis just in: The Onion is reporting that the United Nations has demanded that Willy Wonka make his candy factory available for inspections.
According to the story:
The chocolate-making capabilities of Wonka’s heavily fortified compound have long been a source of speculation. Wonka, defying international calls for full disclosure, has maintained his silence regarding his factory’s [...]


